❤️‍🔥 TYPEMAXXING 💋

enneagram coaching

get on the waitlist for first dibs + introductory pricing

insights become actions

& aha moments become new habits + results

i know my type - now what?

🔪 /r/enneagram makes me want to gouge my eyes out...

🙄 communities end up as groupchats full of selfies, tedious typing spirals, drama and collages...

🦠 "path to growth" sounds boring and contagious

🥹 if you want an actual return on investment for all your self-reflection, you don't need to ANY of that 😮‍💨

you need

⭐ TYPEMAXXING ⭐

💪 ROCK YOUR FVCKING TYPE 🫦

Your personality isn’t the problem.

You’re not maximizing your Enneagram type’s gifts to get what you actually want.

I have Larissa-fied the Enneagram, my training in mindset coaching, NLP, shadow work, somatics + nervous system release to create the ✨🌪️ perfect storm 🌪️✨ to shift you out of icky resistance into your sexiest, optimal existence. 💅

⚡ Your "flaw" isn’t the problem and your personality isn't holding you back. You’re just not using it intentionally - yet. 💋

You can dissolve trauma, conditioning and beliefs, shame and fears taken on from others but...

YOU CANNOT CHANGE YOUR TYPE.

Good news - you don't have to. And you certainly don't have to "kill" your Ego.

Together we'll make you so comfortable in your own skin...

This is what I help you with.

We gently detonate the big land mines around your Ego that are stopping you from moving forward with your goal, your dream, or the thing you just want to stop sucking so bad... Then we create a supportive environment for what your Type is already wired for. And I support you through the discomfort zone as you ACTIVELY MOVE toward *the thing* you actually do want.

🫦 want a taste?🫦

single session

we work on ONE issue/problem or pattern you feel stuck in. if you feel stuck but you're not sure why - i'll help you
i guide you through the stickiness, shame, guilt, horror so that you can get it out of your body and into a self-accepting and even self-loving state
if it's type-related it will lessen and decrease its hold on you, if it's related to someone else's bs belief/behavior we can clear it in one single session
side effects: increased self-acceptance, wellbeing, presence, motivation and free will

EARLY BIRD: $69 USD (going up to $97 on May 16th)

gimme

my cred

🧠 Master Certified Mindset Coach

🌬️ Master Hypnosis + Neural Encoding Practitioner

🕯️ Somatic Transformation Practitioner

🌀 Enneagram Obsessive (and behavioral pattern bloodhound), professionally typing since 2022

🤡 "i'm not like other coaches" 🤡

🤭 it's true tho 😂

What we do together will be ACTIVATING. This can be destabilizing, even feel temporarily UNSAFE to your nervous system and personality type's defense mechanisms. I co-regulate you through that storm, and guide you out of it. I take the energetic grime that's been clogging up the works and move it through and out. Our time together will not be comfortable.

Working together in a container, we integrate the internal and external, so I can support you through the changes as they happen and the "Agent Smith's" as they pop up (evidence that keeps you stuck in your comfort zone and trapped in the same loops and limiting feelings and narratives).

My methodology is ONLY for people who are OPEN to transformation and willing to face their Ego (with support from me). My sessions are NOT for people looking for more evidence that they're broken or their problems cannot be solved. It's a PROCESS, not a 5 second magic trick. You will be required to be an active participant.

I bring humor and radical self-acceptance to every session. I'm a safe space for darklings, haters, people simmering with resentment or rage. I will not judge you as a "bad person" for anything you want to release or move through. One of the things I found in my various certifications and being in group coaching settings, was how often my "type" of problems were unheard of or made other people uncomfortable. I won't quickly dart out of zoom or change the subject. And I won't moralize to you like ChatGPT Therapé. I'm your permission slip to fully drop into the experience of you. I want you to feel iconic as fuck in the area you feel horrible in right now. So by the time we're done working together, you have no shred of shame or guilt about it.